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Nothing Is Perfect
天下無『完』事
The computer in Dan's car is helping him reach his hotel.
(D = Dan; C = Computer)
D: OK, computer, how do we get there?

丹汽車堛犒q腦正導引他前往旅館。
  丹:好吧,電腦先生,我們怎麼去呢?

C: Go one block and take a left.
電腦:往前走過一個街區,然後左轉。
D: That looks easy. (He turns right.)
 丹:好像很簡單。(他往右轉。)
C: Left! I said "left," you idiot!
電腦:左轉!我說『左轉』,你這個白痴!
D: Sorry! Wow, you don't have to get so angry.
 丹:對不起嘛!哇,你也用不著這麼生氣啊。
C: I'm sorry. I guess I'm just having a bad day.
電腦:抱歉。我想大概是我今天過得不順利吧。
D: A bad day? You're a computer! How can you have a bad day?
 丹:不順利?你是部電腦,怎麼會過得不順利呢?
C: Well, I think I've got a virus.
電腦:呃,我想我被病毒感染了。
D: Ha! And I thought computers could never be wrong.
 丹:哈!我還以為電腦永遠不會出錯呢。

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