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You've Got to Be Kidding!
愛說笑 !
Walter answers the door at his home.
華特在他家門口應門。
Stranger：Hi! I'm from Russia. My name is Vodka. I want to marry your wife.
陌生人：嗨！我來自俄國，我叫做伏特加 (俄羅斯一種烈酒亦稱『伏特加』)，我想娶你老婆。
Walter：With a name like that, I'm not sure she'll want to marry you.
華特：你的名字那麼奇怪，我可沒把握她會嫁給你。
Stranger：So, what kind of man does she like?
陌生人：那麼，她喜歡什麼樣的男人呢？
Walter：You need to be strong, handsome and have a good sense of humor .
華特：強壯、英俊而且具有幽默感的。
Stranger：No problem. I guess I qualify then.
陌生人：沒問題，我想我符合這個條件。
Walter：You've got to be kidding! One look at you and my wife is bound to burst out laughing .
華特：愛說笑！我老婆只要看你一眼，一定會忍不住大笑起來。
Stranger：Where is she anyway? Can I meet her?
陌生人：不管怎麼樣，她到底在哪裡？我可以見她嗎？
Walter：I'm afraid she might kick the bucket before me if she meets you. Goodbye!
華特：我怕她見到你會比我還早死呢。再見！
Stranger：What a jerk!
陌生人：真是個笨蛋！
EX english 數位英語學院
